Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township, claimed the animal was in fact a prostititute he had met in a nightclub.

His unusual defence stunned a court in Zvishavane, reports the New Zimbabwe newspaper.

Magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how patrolling police officers found Moyo performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4am.

The donkey, which had been tied by the neck to a tree, was lying on the ground.

Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted the crime but told the magistrate a tale which reportedly provoked laughter in the courtroom.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.

“I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

The magistrate remanded Moyo in custody and ordered that he be examined by government psychiatrists.

via Orange UK.

Season Four:

Belle is back!

Belle is living the London dream. She resides in the most desirable post code, she frequents the best restaurants, she shops in the funkiest boutiques, she hangs-out in ‘undiscovered’ bars and cafes and her preferred mode of transport? – the incomparable black cab. Belle is glamorous, intelligent and witty, but there is one thing that sets Belle apart from other successful career women her age… Belle is a high class escort.

In Season 4, Belle takes on a new relationship with best friend Ben and the new role of managing Stephanie’s escort business. The stakes have never been higher for Belle – accepting Ben’s offer of a lasting relationship means that Belle has a real chance of happiness; but Ben is her one true friend and if she messes up, she’ll lose him forever. And with Stephanie in prison for her dodgy finances, Belle finds herself being an – albeit reluctant – Madam, whilst also becoming the unlikely guardian of Stephanie’s innocent 19 year old daughter, Poppy.

His family was surprised to realize that, after awakening, the old man had become a typical “horny” teenager. Angelo has already spent 3400 Euros of his savings on a prostitute that may have been his granddaughter in a local brothel.

“Since my wife died, a year ago, Leona has been there for me. Not only is she good in bed. She gives me strength and courage to live life. ‘She is my friend, my only confident” says.

A court has found that due to their age and sex addiction, De Luca is unable to manage his assets, which is why his son, Daniel, was able to take control of the situation.

The family sued the hospital for malpractice. Daniel said “My father broke seven ribs and suffered perforations in the lungs. Even so, he had to wait three weeks for surgery. He had very strong pains and the nurse gave him morphine, perhaps too much. My father went into a coma for four days. That must have wiped out a brain function. The one that inhibits the sex drive”. He added that it was intolerable how society could take advantage of these accidents, “That woman preyed upon my father like he was a Christmas goose,” he said.

via Momento 24.